How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.