What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.