What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a couch?

One can actually support a family.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.