He wasn't a charitable guy
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I'll live...
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
You pay them under the table )
Because it was for chair-ity
What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
A table can support itself
DaVinci
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Couple's Daily Question Mug
This guy.
giANT!!
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Stephen Hawking.
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A whale with a table taped to it.
Because it cracked itself up.
I don't knead you anymore.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Amanda the table!
A child with pitchfork in his back
'Can I join you?'
They couldn't find a table.
A: Behind the plate.
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
A. They really raised Cain.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
The mirror
halloumi
A picnic table can support a family of four
A picnic table can support a family of 4.
A leperchaun!
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
A: They stop delivering.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
A: Profane tanks.
A hippopottymouth
Two very unhappy animals.
He got a hole in one.
