He wasn't a charitable guy
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I'll live...
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
You pay them under the table )
Because it was for chair-ity
What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
A table can support itself
DaVinci
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
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This guy.
giANT!!
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Stephen Hawking.
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A whale with a table taped to it.
Because it cracked itself up.
I don't knead you anymore.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Amanda the table!
A child with pitchfork in his back
'Can I join you?'
They couldn't find a table.
Cause they run faster than white.
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
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ma'lady
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Because Sharon is Karen.
If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.
She kept running away from the ball
A picnic table can support a family of 4.
A picnic table can support a family of four
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
The arts student gets a mark for it.
Because they want to see the front line too
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?