Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

What do the french call 4/20?

80

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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.