What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

What do you call a Vietnamese wedding?

A Win-Win situation.

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What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude