What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Why has Hot Topic's sales revenue gone down?

Because the marketing department cuts itself.

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!