Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does an Asian get?

A broken nose.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

Lineup Jokes More Lineup Jokes

Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight?

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What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six