What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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What do you call a Vietnamese wedding?

A Win-Win situation.

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue