What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.