What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.