What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.