Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.