Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....