Because she had no arms
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".
Swing!
hit him in the face with an Axe
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Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
A Merangue-utang :-D
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.
a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
Bi-polar
he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
It had no arms.
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
Because he was a potato!
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
She had no arms
A log n truck.
A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Nothing. He was dead.
Uta Hagen daz.
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
He got a fool scholarship.
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
Throw in your washing.
Jeez-its
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
The sphinxster ....
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