What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.