What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves