What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit