Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.