Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.