Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !