What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.