How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.