Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.