Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.