Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language