What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!