What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!