What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired