What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.