What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

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What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."