What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !