What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.