What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"