Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.