What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.