What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.