What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!