What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

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How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.