What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.