Long Day Jokes

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Surname Jokes More Surname Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Panzer Jokes More Panzer Jokes

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.