Long Day Jokes

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Steven Hawking Jokes More Steven Hawking Jokes

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

Meteorologist Jokes More Meteorologist Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Polish Man Jokes More Polish Man Jokes

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname