What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!