How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!