How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.