How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons