How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.