How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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El Taco Lips.

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None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"