How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.