Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
That's not funny..."
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
Throw the guy out of the house.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
Because, he's just dying to party.
A paper jam
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.