What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!