What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Tarantula Jokes More Tarantula Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !