What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !