What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

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What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

Tarantula Jokes More Tarantula Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !