What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.