Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.