Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.