Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.