Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few