Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him