How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.