Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.