Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.