Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!