How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!