How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

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How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!