How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.