How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.