How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why are some people so odd?

Because they can't even.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!