How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!