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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."