What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.