What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.