What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps