What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.