What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps