How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them