How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?