How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.