How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.