How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

to get to the other side..

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a rude German?

A Deutsch bag

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.