Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin