Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

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Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!