Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

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What do black people drive?

house prices down

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes