What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.