Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.