Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What goes on forever with no head?

A loveless marriage.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.